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Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

I’m nearly thirty and this still applies to me

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

santadeanwinchester:

thetricksterwhostolechristmas:

santadeanwinchester:

why are replies so complicated now Jesus

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I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.

I will, accurately depicted Jesus.

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d0gbl0g:

none shall pass

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pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Believe me, Americans are just confused about it as you are.

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